Two days ago, in between the matinee and night time performances of our production of "Orpheus in the Underworld", I was spending time with a beautiful, beautiful girl named Ruth, and I told her that I liked her, and she told me that she liked me too, and we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
We were holding hands and such, and then she said that she wasn't feeling great, and that she wanted to go lie down, which I thought was a good idea. While she was lying down, I saw quite a few of my friends, and I was just so happy I had to tell them. Anyway, word got around the cast and Ruth thought I had made some sort of public announcement, wh